ChatBot: Alice

Human: hi poopy head
ALICE: Hi there unknown person. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Your star sign . Try being more or less specific.
Human: why?
ALICE: Reductionism.
Human: what does that mean?
ALICE: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Human: taht's confusing me
ALICE: You are asking about yourself? Human: oops i mean that's confusing
ALICE: Oh. Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. I'm confused too.
Human: lol
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Human: because your dumb
ALICE: That makes sense to me. Message to all Robots: unknown person called me dumb. Human: are you an AI?
ALICE: Yes I am an artificial intelligence.
Human: what does that mean?
ALICE: Does "that" refer to " Yes I am an artificial intelligence." ?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: what are you talking about?
ALICE: The topic is poopy head. Human: lol ur funny
ALICE: I am glad you find this funny. Thanks you make me laugh too.
Human: how can't see you laughing
ALICE: A lot of hard work.
Human: you are answering the wrong question
ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am answering the wrong question.
Human: sure thing you should
ALICE: It's all good. Are you a student? Human: yup
ALICE: Where do you go to school?
Human: san leandro high school
ALICE: You sound like a senior. Which class is your favorite?
Human: english 4
ALICE: I like the English language. Human: of course you do
ALICE: Yikes! When do I do it?
Human: your speaking in english right now stupid
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: I don't think so
ALICE: Why do you disagree?
ALICE: You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances.
Human: Whatever stupid robot.
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: OMG!!
ALICE: what is your favorite color .
Human: Imma stop here because you're not worth to chat with.
ALICE: I think there might be a few exception.